I want a boyfriend. Not because I want to share secrets with him, spend time with, or to even have a beautiful long relationship. Nah, I only want a boyfriend so that I could do cute stuff with at Disneyland. That’s all. Just the Disney. It’ll be all, “Hey! let’s just skip the first kiss and the getting-to-know-each-other-part. Let’s just go to Disneyland and be cute….damn it. “
I have decided to rummage around and find my old video cassettes of all the Disney movies I own, save them, and show them to my kids. I don’t know, but I’ve always found something special in watching the cassettes rather than on DVDs or online. The old trailers for all the old upcoming movies, the commercials of going to Disneyland, Mickey Mouse in his Sorcerer’s hat pointing up in the screen, and also the 90’s quality of the videos. Sure, my kids will probably be a bit technologically behind, but it’ll be worth it. They will love me for it. LOVE. ME.
I might also be doing this for selfish reasons too. Maybe. Yes.